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Biffo with a boner

contributor — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:09:21 +0000

Biffo drops the hand and by-Jayzus look at the joy on her face.

Sack Pat Kenny Now

contributor — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:06:30 +0000

Ok, Ok we know Pat Kenny is shite. First of all the cunt goes and robs a piece of his elderly neighbours back garden then the fucker goes and asks poor Pete Doherty about drugs. I mean WTF, like.

Lets kick off a campaign to bring back Gaybo.

Roll it there Róisín……..

The Big Turn On

contributor — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:01:15 +0000

Juicey Lucy is gagging for it. Can someone please turn her on…

Coke Head Colin Farrell dumped

contributor — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:57:18 +0000

Colin Farrell is single again……

The Irish actor has been dumped by writer Emma Forrest – who began secretly dating early last year – because of his lack of commitment.

“He would not introduce her to his family. She was also upset that he didn’t thank her at the Golden Globe Awards,” an insider told In Touch Weekly magazine.

Miriam O’Callaghan – The MILF

contributor — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:17:18 +0000

Yes, its that time of the year again when the cream and shite of the Irish Film and Tele industry go on the piss.

Yummy Mummy Miriam O’Callaghan picked up two awards this year:

1. Most Desirable MILF on Irish Tele.

2. Cleavage of the year (pipping Shirley Templebar by just 2 votes)

Yer having a laugh..

contributor — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:59:16 +0000

Serial junkie Eamon Dunphy launches cash push for heart charity.

Whatever next Ted?

Taxi drivers protest

contributor — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:24:04 +0000

Who gives a fuck youse robbing smelly bastards.

Rosanna Davison gets pizza job

contributor — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:07:49 +0000

Rosanna is forced to take job with junk food giant Dominos Pizza as the recession takes it toll on the golden girl of Irish modelling.

Hateable inbred media whore…

Admin — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:10:43 +0000

…Christine Hamilton has changed her name by deed poll to “Mrs British Battleaxe”.

Apparently ‘Sad Pathetic Media Whore’ was taken…..by Amanda Brunker.

Cork Hurlers

contributor — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:48:13 +0000

Look yiz can strike and protest til the cows come home but yiz will never be a Republic.

Yiz pack of langers…..

Peoples Republic of Cork